The Emperor's Tadpoles

$26.99

He doesn’t just want your heart… he wants your mind. 🧠💘
In this disturbingly intimate design, the Emperor holds two mind flayer tadpoles, lovingly arranged into a heart—telepathy pulsing with something that feels eerily like affection. His gaze promises transcendence. His touch rewrites devotion. You didn’t fall… you were gently persuaded.

Perfect for those who crave connection on a higher plane—where love is inevitable, invasive, and irreversible. 🌀💋

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.